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[O kanenas]

The European Union Commissioners have announced that an agreement has been reached to adopt English as the preferred language for European communications, rather than German, which was the other possibility. As part of the negotiations, the British government conceded that English spelling had some room for improvement and has accepted a five-year phased plan for what will be known as EuroEnglish (Euro for sort)…

In the first year, “s” will be used instead of the soft “c”. Sertainly, sivil servants will reseive this news with joy. Also, the hard “c” will be replaced with “k”. Not only will this klear up konfusion but typewriters kan have one less letter.

There will be growing publik enthusiasm in the sekond year, when the troublesome “ph” will be replased by “f”. This will make words like “fotograf” 20% shorter.

In the third year, publik akseptanse of the new spelling kan be expekted to reach that stage where more komplikated changes are possible. Governments will enkorage the removal of double leters, which have always ben a deterent to akurate speling. Also, al wil agre that the horible mes of silent “e” in the languag is disgrasful and would go.

By the fourth year, peopl wil be reseptiv to steps such as replasing “th” by “z” and “w” by “v”.

Dyring ze fifz year, ze unesesary “o” kan be dropd from vords kontaining “ou”, and similar changes vud of kors be aplid to ozer kombinations of leters.

Und efter ze fifz yer, ve vil al be speking German like zey vunted in ze forst plan…

[O_Xamenos]

αυτες οι αλλαγες ειναι γνωστες εδω και πολυ καιρο... πηγαινα φροντιστηριο αγγλικα σε εναν τυπο που ηταν απο αγγλια και μας τολεγε...

υγ. αν γινοταν κατι τετοιο εδω τι αντιδρασεις θα υπηρχαν?

[pao132003]

νομίζω το ποστ είναι καθαρά χιουμοριστική χωρίς ιστορική βάση. κάνω λάθος;

[LocknLoad]

Omg xamene! Nomizw oti den yparxi megalo prob. oso afora auto pou les. Soz dld alla mono osoi dn exoun account gia lineage 8a exoun diafwnia. Tcp, arga i grigora gg kai me auto alliws qq. Gia auto stfu. Capish?

Bottom line: EMP kai 3 SEMFE!!! (a re Artemoila)

[O_Xamenos]

ναι το καταλαβα, ομως ειναι αληεθια οτι τετοιες αλλαγες εχουν προταθει στην αγγλια

υγ. μια φορα πηγα να δοσω σοβαρη χρεια σε ενα αστειο θεμα (συνηθως κανω το αντιθετο) και μου το χαλασατε

[O kanenas]

Omg xamene! Nomizw oti den yparxi megalo prob. oso afora auto pou les. Soz dld alla mono osoi dn exoun account gia lineage 8a exoun diafwnia. Tcp, arga i grigora gg kai me auto alliws qq. Gia auto stfu. Capish?

Έχουν κάποια υπόσταση αυτά που λες, ή μόνο εγώ κατάλαβα μόνο το shut the fuck up?

@Ο_Χamenos: Ναι βρε καημένε...

[LocknLoad]

Den uparxei game an auto psaxneis. (Δεν το εννουσα αν αυτο εννοεις. Ετσι το'γραψα για δειχνει η κοτσανα μου πιο "γεματη")